====== The Golden Age Retirement Home Turn 2 News ======
==== (Reasonable) Success with Outreach ====
People from across Capital City and beyond all contributed to the outreach program's successful debut. Overall, our average number of buildings on fire has decreased over the past six weeks. Success!

==== Time to Come Back Home ====
Several of our residents went on a field trip to an Arizona almost-nuclear explosion a few weeks ago, and have since refused to come back. Although some employees of the Home are relieved - less work - others are concerned that the world can't quite handle these residents taking a break from retirement.