Good morning all, and thank you for taking the time to read another addition of Life Among the Stars, your one-stop-shop for everything there is to know about current events in our wonderful Plaza. In just eighty four pages, I will guide you through the bruises, ballots and beanstalks that have made the last week so unforgettable.
I know what you're thinking! “Fabrizio, you always talk about Ariel!” Why yes, I cry, because he's a great man to talk about. And this week, he launched his campaign to become the 2075 Executive! Could the man get any more fantastic?
For my in-depth report on the campaign, pick up a copy of the election special, every day between now and the big day.
Who says that giant beanstalks are only found in fairytales? I do, that's who! And there they should stay! It's not very often we get a bona-fida villain up here, but Grimm certainly put on a show. Between making the security force run around like headless chickens (sorry guys, but you really did), and trapping the Porter in some kind of killer plant, we've had more excitement than this reporter knows how to handle!
For a blow-by-blow account of the attack, turn to page twenty three.
Nah, I'm just messing with you, folks. Mr Gabriel Horatio Faulkner has made peace with the Porter. Who would have guessed? Well, I guess there's one man who I'll have a slightly harder time writing news about.
For my latest fascinating interview with the Porter himself, turn to page forty one.
Next week, I will be bringing you all the latest, on life-changing events that haven't even happened yet! Where will Ariel campaign next? Will Grimm come back? Will Gabriel and the Porter continue to get along? Life Among the Stars is the only place to find out!
Yours, as always,
Fabrizio x