http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/ 2026-05-15T20:57:13+00:00 http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/ http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/_media/favicon.ico text/html 2015-05-05T16:29:30+00:00 http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/briefs:garh:turn_1_news?rev=1430843370&do=diff The Golden Age Retirement Home Turn 1 News Seeking New Volunteers! In an act of mild desperation, Mr Brackenbury has begun a campaign to get someone - anyone - to volunteer at the Home. So far, nearby residents have been wary. But he's sending flyers further and further away to encourage those who don't quite know how crazy it is in the Home to stop by and help out. text/html 2015-05-12T11:52:21+00:00 http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/briefs:garh:turn_2_news?rev=1431431541&do=diff (Reasonable) Success with Outreach People from across Capital City and beyond all contributed to the outreach program's successful debut. Overall, our average number of buildings on fire has decreased over the past six weeks. Success! Time to Come Back Home Several of our residents went on a field trip to an Arizona almost-nuclear explosion a few weeks ago, and have since refused to come back. Although some employees of the Home are relieved - less work - others are concerned that the world c… text/html 2015-05-25T20:26:56+00:00 http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/briefs:garh:turn_3_news?rev=1432585616&do=diff Help please help text/html 2015-05-26T13:20:32+00:00 http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/briefs:garh:turn_4_news?rev=1432646432&do=diff In Desperate Need desperately need help please help