http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/ 2026-05-15T20:48:03+00:00 http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/ http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/_media/favicon.ico text/html 2015-05-05T12:53:34+00:00 http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/briefs:jeevescorp:turn_1_news?rev=1430830414&do=diff Intruder Arrested A man going by the name of Charlie Smith was placed under arrest after walking into the Jeeves Spire with false credentials and attempting to access offices with confidential material. They were apparently released under bail, and have not been seen since. Any help identifying the whereabouts of this individual would be greatly appreciated. text/html 2015-05-12T06:31:26+00:00 http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/briefs:jeevescorp:turn_2_news?rev=1431412286&do=diff JeevesCorp Welcomes TESS JeevesCorp is proud to announce the merging of conciousness of two of our superior products: TEDDY and ELLIE. The combined entity, TESS is fully functional in both of the previous roles, and was formed with mutual agreement from both AI. TESS: Finding the Security That's Right For You. text/html 2015-05-19T11:17:47+00:00 http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/briefs:jeevescorp:turn_3_news?rev=1432034267&do=diff Amok SPEAR have warned us that one of the escapees from Tartarus appears to targeting us. Known as Amok, they apparently have some form of ability to control technology and use it to kill. Staff are to be on the lookout for any strange individuals, or any of our technology appearing to gain a mind of its own. text/html 2015-05-26T10:53:01+00:00 http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/briefs:jeevescorp:turn_4_news?rev=1432637581&do=diff Amok Captured Thanks to the diligent efforts of a number of employees, Amok was captured and handed over the appropriate authorities with minimal damage caused or chaos wreaked. Reconfiguration Please note that office space in most of the Spire proper and outlying buildings has been configured to allow for optimum working efficiency. Please send all complaints about reallocated office space or missing personal effects and all requests for additional office / lab space with accompanying eviden… text/html 2015-06-09T09:24:24+00:00 http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/briefs:jeevescorp:turn_6_news?rev=1433841864&do=diff Spire Reformed Having gone into Lockdown and Defense mode in preparation for an attack, the Jeeves Spire is once again back in working condition thanks to the quick work of CONS. First CEO of JCG Technologies, Head of Research Arrested Both Dr Kelly Moon and CEO James Choi have been arrested on charges of kidnapping, human experimentation, and conspiracy to commit murder. The company has cut all ties and relieved both of their positions amidst what is likely to be a protracted legal case, end…