http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/ 2026-06-06T07:57:30+00:00 http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/ http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/_media/favicon.ico text/html 2015-05-05T15:03:00+00:00 http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/briefs:polaris:turn_1_news?rev=1430838180&do=diff A Bulletin Dear Valued Employees, It is the wish of our organisation to reassure all employees that while the loss of some of R&D's prototypes is regrettable, the company is doing everything it can to deal with the situation. Any independent action by employees or outside sources will likely hinder, rather than help the investigations. It is therefore asked that any investigations made into the matter first go through Donna Blake, our esteemed head of security, as is standard practice. text/html 2015-05-12T07:13:08+00:00 http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/briefs:polaris:turn_2_news?rev=1431414788&do=diff This Happens Oh gods, what was that? Why is there lightning everywheAAAAAAAAAAARGH! At least the labs are BOOM... maybe not then. Where's Donna? Everything's on fire! ALIENS! Was that Sam Marvin coming out of the wreckage of R&D? Later... Due to alien attacks, freak lightning storms and explosions, Polaris Industries has suffered severe damage to its main site. Production is still running, but R&D will not be able to carry on until extensive work has been done rebuilding the labs.