http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/ 2026-05-15T20:57:44+00:00 http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/ http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/_media/favicon.ico text/html 2015-05-05T16:28:43+00:00 http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/briefs:the_crush:turn_1_news?rev=1430843323&do=diff Birthday Mourning That notorious incident that no one likes to talk about - a certain birthday party that cleared out the old HQ - is fast approaching. In two weeks, we will be busy not talking about it even more than usual. There's talk of some of the younger members taking a trip there. If the older members weren't so busy refusing to talk about it, they might have more to say. text/html 2015-05-12T11:26:46+00:00 http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/briefs:the_crush:turn_2_news?rev=1431430006&do=diff Field Trip Success Those Rothwell bookworms still don't know what hit 'em. Thanks in particular to the dramatic flair of our very own Grimm, there's plenty more chaos around Rothwell. Purse Fest Purse-snatching has decreased 12% in the last three months (an educated guess - it's not like we actually calculate these things). The CRUSH is therefore beginning its first Purse Fest three weeks from now, dedicated to comparing all the interesting things that people keep in their purses when they g… text/html 2015-05-19T11:34:13+00:00 http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/briefs:the_crush:turn_3_news?rev=1432035253&do=diff Animals on a Rampage Rumour of a new super with excellent control over animals is spreading in the CRUSH. We don't know who they are or where they came from, but the chaos from all those zoo animals going missing and a herd of zebra running through the city is something we can appreciate. Whoever you are, mystery super, we applaud you. text/html 2015-05-31T20:14:43+00:00 http://crisis.chaosdeathfish.com/briefs:the_crush:turn_4_news?rev=1433103283&do=diff Rumour Has It... ... That there are some universal beings or whatever walking around. Sure, that's great and all, but one has to wonder if they have anything interesting to steal hiding in their pockets...