Those Rothwell bookworms still don't know what hit 'em. Thanks in particular to the dramatic flair of our very own Grimm, there's plenty more chaos around Rothwell.

Purse-snatching has decreased 12% in the last three months (an educated guess - it's not like we actually calculate these things). The CRUSH is therefore beginning its first Purse Fest three weeks from now, dedicated to comparing all the interesting things that people keep in their purses when they get caught unawares.