Email: non_euclidean_tourist20xx@crisis.chaosdeathfish.com

Hiya, I'm non_Euclidean_Tourist20XX and I run a blog. If you follow it, you can follow me on my unique holidays through an eclectic selection of points of current interest! Please don't ask where I'm going, how I got there or why I'm in your secret base, it's either because of magic or I don't know. I will, of course, be detailing everything I see and find (if it was that secret, you should have had security on it, or at least more security). If there's somewhere you really want me to go, please send me a message saying why its interesting and where it is, and I may well blog about it, or at least some place probably more or less near it probably. I also take donations!!!

PS. Whoever took the version of my username without numbers, I will find you and I will end you.