Thanks to the actions of Oversight and a few brave employees, including Dr Galen Burrell, newly appointed Primary researcher Jack Stapleton, and of course the ever-heroic Bjorn Ludviksson, the attempt of a small army to invade our foremost research institution was driven back. Led by the Fury Avalon and Designation Kyros, many of the culprits are still believed to be at large.

If you have clearance for or reason to receive the full report, please contact Dr Kelly Moon. Any information on those involved, and particularly Designation Kyros, is appreciated. This entity must be stopped before further damage results.

Martin Falk, author of the bestselling book in the Choi Dome gift shop (critics have pointed out that his is also the only book sold), The Seven Step Guide to Gamasot Success has announced the publication of his new volume next month, The Eight Step Guide to Gamasot Success. This eagerly anticipated volume synergistically expands each former step into several individual micro-tasks, as well as adding a brand new eighth step!

• “Mia wasn't even fired after bringing a werewolf in?” “They say she read Falk's book - and talked about Step 4 with him. Deeply unsettling woman, that one”
• “Ludviksson's some kind of soldier? Or doctor? Or… Okay, who is that guy?”
• “They found mud in the labs downstairs. Not just a little, whole mounds of it! No idea where it came from, but the cleaners are furious.”
• ”…Lord Luck and Dr Moon argued at the last Summit”
• “What's this about a Gamasot folk band?”